Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
my poor anus
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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