So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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