matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
love makes seman taste better
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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