I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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