Are we in a gay sports bar?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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