I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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