Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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