I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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