Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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