You smell like a Billy Joel song
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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