does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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