it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Small penises have feelings too.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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