What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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