its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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