Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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