I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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