Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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