Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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