My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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