Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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