38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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