i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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