You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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