Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Too much gin, very little bucket
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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