so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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