All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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