So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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