my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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