It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.