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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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