im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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