and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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