the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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