guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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