They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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