It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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