I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
