I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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