i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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