Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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