I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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