just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
