so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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