You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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