He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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