So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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