If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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