This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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