I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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