We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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