I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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