what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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